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• JEEPERS CREEPERS IT`S JULY!   by B. Blitterlees and E. Craboon Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005 • Taking A Little Time Out For Time   by Timothy Ward Today`s topic, ladies and gentleman, is: Time • A Georgia Superhero!   by Ed Williams One thing I’ve loved since I was a little boy were superheroes • Hand me my Thongs!   by Thck Mick When I was a fart, thongs were somewhat different to what they are now • Halfway Through Summer - Are We Having Fun Yet    by Bonnie P. Carrier Today is Thursday the 23rd of June and we’re almost halfway through the summer can you believe it • Dear Guy   by Erik Sheppard Coming soon • Go Ahead - Make Dad`s Day   by Rev. James L. Snyder Throughout the year, many days of celebration are tucked capriciously into the calendar • My Baloney Has a First Name and Other Shallow Thoughts   by Joe Hickman The tobacco industry must be stopped • Gay Zombie Hunter`s Dilemma   by Karl Mueller The title of this article may lead you to believe that I hunt gay zombies • HAS AMERICA GONE TO THE DOGS?   by Thor Trewoofe Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005 • Emotional and Practical Efficiency.   by Thick Mick. `Life is about living with people, not counting the seconds` • Thick Mick Quotations!   by Thick Mick. `When I was a boy, SAWDUST was the remains of the saw itself` `Spare the rod and have a spare rod, as well as more energy` • Starsky and Hutch Quotes   by Stephanie Molnar Starsky: In Bay City, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine • Office Space Movie Quotes   by Stephanie Molnar Worst Idea Award Tom: It`s a Jump to Conclusions Mat • Miss Congeniality Quotes   by Stephanie Molnar Miss Rhode Island: Once I stole a pair of red underwear from the department store • The Incredibles Quotes   by Stephanie Molnar Honey Best: Greater good? I am your wife! I`m the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get! Violet Parr: We act normal Mom • Austin Powers 2 Quotes   by Stephanie Molnar Scott: If you`ve got a time machine, why don`t you just go back and kill Austin Powers when he`s sitting on the crapper or something? Dr • Funny Movie Quotes   by Stephanie Molnar Austin Powers 2 Austin: I don`t care if he is a fat bastard Felicity • HEALTHY LIVING FOR THOSE LESS WILLING   by Jackie Rouse HEALTHY LIVING FOR THOSE LESS WILLING America is preoccupied with the subject of weight – more specifically about too much of it being attached to our bodies due to the over-consumption of food, and too little exercise and rightfully so • BY JOVE IT`S JOLLY JUNE!   by B. Blitterlees & E. Craboon Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005 CALENDAR OF ODD EVENTS -- Eccentric events and odd occasions to celebrate in June 2005 – If June is “bust’n out all over”, you’re probably a green-thumb type, a frisky cowpoke, or perhaps just a “Hot Foot powder” aficionado • I think I`ll drop everything and just go fishin`   by Rev. James L. Snyder I said something last week I haven`t said in years • Sahib and His Universal Relations    by Dr Kedar Joshi 1 • It’ll Feel Better When It Quits Hurting   by Timothy Whitt Let me give you some advice putting together a swing set takes more then one person • Just The Fax, M’am   by Rev. James L. Snyder For years, I smugly prided myself as a non-fax machine person • Can You or Can’t You    by Timothy Whitt There are a lot of people out there who for one reason or another really can’t so something • GOING BONKERS WITH BAUBLES, BERRIES & BELLS   by Theolonius McTavish Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005 • Quirk Wars   by Ed Williams Quirks • My Mother`s Amazing Meatloaf Mystery   by Rev. James L. Snyder Every mother harbors a mystery of some sort • Top 10 Things to make your next company meeting more exciting Part 2    by OfficeComedy.com Top 10 Things to make your next company meeting more exciting Part 2 10 • “Too Much Stuff” Syndrome or How Decorating and Organizing Can Help Your Sanity   by Lisa DeClue Publishing Guidelines: You may publish this article with the article and resource box intact and unchanged provided any links are hyperlinked • Halloween Howler Halloween Howler 1 Page(s)  1  2