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• Cheer-Leadership or `All I need to know about business I learned from Cheerleading`   by Gisela McKay Thanks to teen movies, many people have this stereotypical idea of cheerleaders as being ditzy and mean • Inner Peace   by Unknown By following the simple advice heard on The Dr • Thick Mick`s Curriculum Vitae.   by Thick Mick. When I was born, I nearly died! The vet said that I was too thick for the average pelvis, whatever that is • Hell is hot but it isn`t a bad place to Live   by Edward Kemper Let`s face it Hell has gotten a bad wrap over the years • Raining Cats & Dogs & Geriatric Hookers   by Jason Moffatt I veered to the right as I keenly saw an elderly woman in the pouring rain out of the corner of my eye • YO THERE QUIPPING QUEEN!   by Adrian Air-of-Sleet Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005 • Terry The Sick Kunt   by Kham Tran There once was a boy named Terry • A dog`s guide to... Getting Your Dog to Stop Barking    by Rubin I like to bark • Health Club Regulars – Some of the People You`re Likely To Meet at the Gym   by Rich Rojas One of the great benefits of belonging to a health club is the huge variety of exercise equipment that’s available • ELEVEN THINGS TO DO ON A BORING DAY   by Theolonius McTavish Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005 • CALLING ALL DORKS & DINGBATS!   by Theolonius McTavish Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005 • 12 Goofy Ways to Stay Safe and Healthy in Today`s Hazardous World   by Joe Hickman, Copyright 2005 HaLife.com - Stop breathing ozone immediately • NAME THAT PLANET   by O.P. Hadweenzic Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005 • What`s With The Automated Checkouts?   by Call me Queenie It’s 5:30 Friday evening • You Know Your Breath May Be A Tad Funky When...   by Ed Williams You know your breath may be a tad funky when • Hercule Phallus and Early Viagra.   by Thick Mick Viagra; latin-ish for re-enforce, derived from the Greek veristrong Viagra also means metasplint; meta from the Greek hidden and splint from the English/American splint • Stupid People’s Day   by Kenneth L. Cluck III You know, there are so many stupid people in the world • Tale of a bagle and the `Other` side of the fence   by Gregory J. Ballan Greg`s pithy quote for the day: The greener the grass, the more shit in the fertilizer • Chastise Your Bread – Kneading Dough is Excellent Stress Therapy   by Terry Stokely The day wasn’t going well already • Catharsis and Roller Coasting   by Kevin Murray Being born a Floridian doesn`t necessarily mean I`m genetically predisposed towards seeking refuge amongst large swarms of humanity wandering aimlessly around, taking touristy pictures while being jerked across the walkway by a 4 year old who`s just seen the Grinch • Disclaimer:Diet Pepsi Does Not Make You Hip   by The Epic Today there was a grand opening to the newest Wally World in the area so I figured what the hell and went to see what of course was yet another same old Wal-Mart • BUDDHABOT AT YOUR SERVICE   by O.P. Hadweenzic Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005 • Racing That Isn`t Gay.   by The Epic There are so many types of racing out there • Thongs, Computers and Celery.   by Tranni D`Electric. At first, it might not be easy to make a connection between the three of them, but it is there! Casings: All three have “casings” in common • IT`S AWESOME AUGUST AGAIN!   by Beatrice Blitterlees & Earl Craboon Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005 • Turkeys: both men and bird and a Peanutbutter power bar   by Gregory J. Ballan It was a glorious spring morning (5:35AM) as Brian and I set forth into the Berkshires to hunt the ever elusive and weary Wild Turkey • The heat, the couch and the male Ego   by Gregory J. Ballan The heat, the couch and the male ego It’s been hot here in the People’s Republic of Massachusetts • JOBS FOR THE JOLLY-MINDED   by Theolonius McTavish Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005 • 25 Reasons You Might Need to Wear a Welding Helmet   by Kaitlin Carruth A • BRAZEN BACKYARD BLUNDERS   by Aphrodite Beamish Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005 • A tale of the hunt   by Gregory J. Ballan My good friend Brian and I love hunting • I LEFT MY TOES IN TUKTOYAKTUK   by Theolonius McTavish Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005 <strong>I LEFT MY TOES IN TUKTOYAKTUK -- Or, Tittynoping Tales from a Tavern Fox --</strong> <em>Theolonius McTavish, a trivial talkingstock (an Old English term for an object of conversation) who inevitably forgets the punch-lines to knock-knock jokes and consequently is rarely offered free drinks by pub patrons unless they are woebegone and desperate for the companionship of a somewhat cabobbled, copper-nosed cronk (i • A Few Tips On Comic Book Bags   by AAA-Collectables <font size=`4`>Comic Book Backing Boards come in different thicknesses and acid-free properties • The Guy Who Wished He Was a Fly   by greggb You should be careful what you wish for • Space Exploration, and the Room for it!   by Thick Mick. Space exploration came a long way since I was the size of a measurable amount of it • A Lawyers Favorite Lawyer Jokes   by Richard A. Chapo Lawyer Jokes Q: How does a pregnant woman know she is carrying a future lawyer? A: She has an extreme craving for baloney • GET A GRIP - GRANNY`S BACK IN TOWN!   by Aphrodite Beamish Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005 • The Six-Year-Old Truck Driver   by Janette Blackwell When he was six my little brother Davie graduated from driving toy trucks to driving the real thing • Little Guy on Wheels   by Janette Blackwell Mamma was a strong believer in heredity, and she believed our family’s German heritage predisposed us to two things: hard work and stubbornness • A moron`s account of 4th grade.   by greggb Ah looking back on 4rth grade, it was not my favorite grade, 3erd grade was my favorite grad butt when I think about all the grades I had in school 4rth grade was not a bad grade • Do you suffer from too much GAS?   by Mixedlexia It is well documented that too much gas can be detrimental • CANOODLING WITH A CANUCK IN A CANOE?   by Theolonius McTavish Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005 • Tranni D’Electric and why men are such pleasant pigs!   by Tranni D`Electric. My daddy always said that men are great with a shovel • A WORD ABOUT `INTELLIGENT` SHOES & DUMB SOULS   by O.P. Hadweenzic Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005 • Country Pastimes 3: Impromptu farm concerts   by Simon Mitchell Since the demise of foxhunting and hunting with dogs in the countryside, there are thousands of dispossessed toffs wandering around with nothing to do • THE TWISTED-TONGUE TOURNAMENT   by Adrian Air-of-Sleet Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005 <strong>THE TWISTED-TONGUE TOURNAMENT -- Or, Calling All Weird-Word Whizbangers! --</strong> <em>By Adrian Air-of-Sleet, a pleasure-seeking, mandolin-playing, maroon-hairpiece sort of fellow who enjoys Italian weddings, spelling bees, and the Calgary Stampede</em> While I was perusing several dog-eared magazines hanging from the racks of a 24-hour convenience store in the middle of a peculiar place named Billy Butts Pond, my enlightenment bulb went off • Country Pastimes 2: Bale surfing    by Simon Mitchell Since the demise of foxhunting and `hunting with dogs` in the countryside, there are thousands of dispossessed toffs wandering around with nothing to do • The Bare Truth About My Butt Quiz   by Timothy Ward Forget about the SAT, never mind the FCAT, and remove forever from you mind any thoughts about the ACT • Learning To Be Funny   by Bryan Brewster For some people, being funny can be a bit of a challenge • Make A Small Fortune In The Fishing Industry...   by A.J. 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