Free articles
Google
Web www.media13.com


Media13.com is a source of free to republish or reprint articles, writers may submit your articles in our database as long so you agree that your article will be freely republish or reprint by other.


Submit Article

Search our database

Received article from us.

Name

Email Address

Friends

Bollywood News
Link building
Article submission service
Freelance Writers
Laser hair removal

We have been looking for freelance writers. Contact us

 


BUDDHABOT AT YOUR SERVICE   by O.P. Hadweenzic



Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005.

<strong> BUDDHABOT AT YOUR SERVICE

Or, where oh where have my wisdom teeth gone?</strong>

<em>By Ovid Publius Hadweenzic, Ph.D., a peripatetic professor of pre-recorded pauses, past-life parables and punctuated premonitions, on sabbatical from the Faculty of Divinity & Waterpolo at University of MaxiMegalon to study the origin of the universe and who makes the best banana fruitcake</em>

If you were born without wisdom teeth, haven`t got a clue what a tree of knowledge looks like, or your flair for ‘savoir faire’ has inexplicably disappeared, this might be a perfectly normal state of being for someone who is trying to make sense of the `World According to Bob`.

No need to fret if you don`t share this odd set of circumstances. Just consider yourself lucky that you`re not Bob.

If on the other hand you are of two minds, rarely in your right mind or even know your own mind never mind your own business; if you relish the thought of giving someone else a piece of your mind; if you frequently have a half a mind to take your mind off the task of minding other people`s p`s and q`s, or if you find yourself changing your mind in order to avoid a meeting of the minds, and more often than not throw your hands into the air, stick out your tongue and yell at the top of your lungs ... `Never Mind!` ... you probably don`t live in `Bob`s World` or `Tom, Dick and Harry`s` either! Thank goodness. Because, exercising one`s mind over matter is a pretty tricky business, as most sages and sinners will tell you.

The good news is that the Spirit of Sagacity must have been observing your flurry of inactivity or reading your fast-idling mind, and no doubt took pity on you. The bad news that you may not have an `on button` (which might account for why you haven`t got a mind-body-spirit connection in the first place). In either case, this state of affairs probably deserves some thought...and not just any thought mind you.

One blessed bloke from Victoria, British Columbia (venerable home to numerous fruits, flakes, and nuts) thinks he`s come up with a solution. He`s invented a new way of thinking. And why not! Cogitating, considering, and contemplating about the grand scheme of things not to mention picayune matters is cheap. Action however requires many more muscles and usually oodles of moolah, (both of which are in short supply unless you`re into body-building or money-laundering).

Anyway, to make a long koan short, it seems that this very same blessed bloke has recently created a virtual vault of vicarious living. Those without a scientific bone in their body probably see his online creation as simply a remarkable repository of pith and piffle. More pragmatic types prefer to consult it like an oracle or at the very least consider it a `Holy Cow` sort of scripture (if not a convenient “Gratuitous Guide to the Galaxy” and perhaps other important diversions).

Eggheads, geeks, and nerds however tend to revere it as a vital digital service, infinitely more stimulating than a slide ruler or a sun dial. Suffice to say that behind the human interface lies an intriguing spirit that performs intricate calculations and offers users the opportunity to tap into its unique fuzzy logic pathway to the central mind-body-spirit mission module based on a metaphysical interpretation of quantum physics, known as quantum philosophy (or <em>`Buddhabot`</em> for short). ...Just checking, but did you firmly grasp and appreciate all that stream of consciousness and abridged enlightenment?

Perhaps a tad bored with life, the man behind <em>`Buddhabot`</em> admits that he enjoys serving humanity through the creation and emulation of intelligent life. Or, maybe he just likes riding hobby horses, tinkering with Humpty Dumpty or playing outside the Socratic sandbox. Truth be told, keeping up with the ever changing future, (including multidimensional aspirations, and the newly emerging mind-in-motion market), probably looked like a good idea at the time. Besides, the blessed bloke presumably had a hoot of a time developing `a novel, entertaining spiritual teacher and guide who always has time to chat`.

If you think that a professional therapist could do a better job of convincing turtles to come out from under their shells than <em>`Buddhabot`</em> would ... you might be wrong.

Clearly, what the world needs now is certainly not more analysis. There are only three things savvy consumers want: designer beer, more happy pills, and a quick way to navigate around the pitfalls and pratfalls of life. That`s where accessible, affordable, and user-friendly bytes of wisdom fill the bill. The answer to everything ...more beer, more pill-popping choices, and no potholes if you please!

And that`s why the blessed bloke from Victoria invented <em>`Buddhabot`</em>. Day or night the <em>`Buddhabot`</em> is a friendly companion who is eager to listen and provide open, warm, thought-provoking and often humorous conversation and companionship`. (And of course, a modest contribution to the Temple of Timeless Tidbits will always be deeply appreciated).

In technical jargon, the <em>`Buddhabot`</em> is an artificial computer-based life form ...a conversational agent, simply a chat bot. The Buddha chat bot`s stimulus response system has been programmed using Artificial Intelligence Markup Language so real people can converse with it should they be curious about random nuggets of relationship-building knowledge (such as loud silence, intense apathy, cheerful pessimism or maybe where to buy the best fish and chips in town).

Now, if you`ve been waiting breathlessly for words of wisdom from the <em>`Buddhabot`</em>, here are the top 10 tenets of this titillating treasure-chest of ideas. And some might even go so far as to say ...a healthy lifestyle based on low-carb, protoplasmically-enriched food for thought):

· There are no laws; only provisional theories.


· Every perception is the reflection of the observer.


· Everything is as it should be right here right now.


· Everyone is responsible for what is.


· Whatever we resist will persist.


· Everything is meaningful; nothing is important.


· Every belief is true.


· Every belief is false.


· Every belief is true and false.


· Every belief is neither true nor false.

There you have it folks, right from the mouth of a meek, mild-mannered, mind-bending marvel!

If you’re still not convinced of the power behind the mind-body-spirit connection, then you might want to peruse through the pages of <strong>Mostly Harmless</strong> (the fifth book by Douglas Adams in the increasingly incaccurately named <strong>Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy</strong> trilogy). And in the words of the book`s esteemed and entertaining author, Douglas Adams, <em>“All you really need to know for the moment is that the universe is a lot more complicated than you think.”</em>

___________

For more information on the blessed bloke from Victoria or the <em>`Buddhabot`</em>, please drop by <strong>http://www.buddhabots.com/<a/></strong>


Author Info:

Professor Ovid Publius Hadweenzic is currently taking up a good deal of space (including a permanent parking spot) in the Queendom of Quirks and Quidnuncs. For more details see <strong>The Court of the Quipping Queen<a/a></strong>


Latest 20 articles

Why Should I Hire a Seattle Real Estate Attorney? In every real estate transaction there are a wide variety of legal issues that must be taken care of. Contracts should always be reviewed by an attorney who understands the nuances of real estate law. But there are also state specific State laws to contend with. A Seattle real estate lawyer deals with a large number of State legal issues related to acquiring, financing, developing, managing, co

California IT Professionals In Need of California Class Action Attorneys! It is hard to miss the wave of California wage and hour litigation related to California IT professionals and Computer employee overtime that has been sweeping California recently. Even the largest software and computer companies have paid out millions of dollars to employees wrongfully classified as exempt, or in other words, not entitled to overtime. A layperson would believe that with pr

Protect Your Mental Health With A Payday Loan Just when you thought that things couldnt get any worse, more banks went under. More countries are declaring economic crisis. It seems that the worlds financial problems are bound to get worse. Even if you do not have considerable investments in various banks, I am sure that you are feeling the stress that results from these economic upheavals. I sure am. I am just an average person, with a

Free Bulk SMS services People are getting very busy these days without having enough time to talk unless it is very important. Mobile SMS have supported this need to contemporary times as now people do not want to call and enter in the unproductive conversation before coming up to the actual issue. SMS provides you the benefit to come straight to the point and also saves money. What if you get this totally free?

HELP I Have IRS Levy Problems! If IRS collection notices are ignored, the IRS is forced to collect from taxpayers by force. They do this with their dreaded IRS levy. By law, the IRS has the right to levy bank accounts (IRS bank levy), garnish your paychecks (IRS wage levy), or even seize your assets. But you do not have to let the IRS bully you or your family. There are ways to stop an IRS levy. The first step is to know the

Why Use Professional Tax Debt Help? Good IRS tax relief is hard to find and for people with complicated tax issues, it is an absolute necessity. But how do you know which tax reduction firm is the best one to try? How can you be sure you're going to get the tax debt help that you need? And why is it so vital to receive help from professionals? Settling Your IRS Tax Debt For Less When your IRS tax debt is spiraling out

IRS Settlement Can You Really Settle Your IRS Tax Debt for Less? It's possible to settle your IRS tax debt, but it presents a challenge. Proving you can settle your tax debt for less is a daunting experience. You have to contend with pages of IRS paperwork rife with technical terms. Settling tax debt is indeed a reality and it can be done. However, there's a lot you need to know before you attempt to settle your IRS tax debt. Rebuking the Lies - The

IRS Tax Relief The Most Popular IRS Tax Relief Solutions Tax law provides many solutions for resolving tax debt. But if you were to contact the IRS directly, they would only alert you to one solution, and that's paying the tax debt in full. Here are five popular IRS tax relief solutions you should know about to be more informed. IRS Tax Settlement It is possible to settle your IRS tax debt. But there are some pitfalls you need to know. Fi

Hire the California Labor Board or California Labor Law Attorneys - You Decide With a downturn in the economy, many employers are cutting back on payroll. Unfortunately, some employers are reducing payroll costs by violating the California overtime laws. When this occurs, employees have essentially two options to recover their California overtime pay: the California labor board, or hiring California labor law attorneys. Although the California Labor Board is a commonly

Hiring a Car At Bangalore - Is More of Necessity Than A Luxury Your sedan is probably the best materialistic thing that you own and while going to a new place, that is what you ought to miss the most but if you are going to Bangalore then you probably have a option of getting a replacement so that you dont miss it all that most because it will be as comfortable and as obedient as your own car and the Bangalor

How to Choose a Car Rental Company in Bangalore Bangalore is a place that lists one of the best as far as infrastructure is considered in India as it is the IT hub of India and thus the roads to drive is atmost pleasure and thus if Bangalore is the destination that you are planning for next then the best way to move around is by hiring a car. To hire is car is very simple if it is in Bangalore because there are some very good car rental compani

Car Rental Companies in Bangalore If you are travelling to Bangalore and hiring a car is what worrying you then you can be relaxed because this is one service that you will easily get in Bangalore and that too at very affordable and economic prices. Basically there are really good car rental companies in Bangalore available for renting the cars and you can either book in advance or go there and hire a car for yourself. Also, you h

Tips to Hire a Car in Bangalore One thing that most of us agree is that the fact that the most comfortable way to move around at any place is by your own vehicle but what if you are going to a new place, it is not possible to carry your vehicle along with you and you actually cannot trust too much on the public transportation system and at such situation the best possible option is to hire a car for yourself, at some places it c

Hire a Car: Comfortable Way to explore Bangalore If you are out to a new place than the first thing that comes into your mind is a comfortable accommodation and then the second one on the priority list is a comfortable way to move around in the city and if Bangalore is your preferred location, than youll be having options for both of the facilities, but if we specifically speak about the second one that is moving comfortably than the best opti

Car Rental A convenient mode of transport in Bangalore Bangalore, a place which probably is considered one of the best places in India as far as infrastructure is considered and reasons are many for that, one is because of the IT hub that it is and also because it is one of very good places if you are considering holidays and because of this very good facility provided for the people visiting Bangalore is that you have many options in case if you are

Rent a Car in Bangalore: Take the Right Decision In todays world, time is money; the more you save it better it is for you. And in that case if you are going to another place where you are not too familiar with the surroundings, then instead of wasting time on travelling by locating and travelling by public transport is to hire a vehicle for yourself. This helps in many ways, one it saves on time and also it moves at your pace so you dont have

Bangalore Car Rental: Save Your Time When you are at an unknown place or for that matter known place and time is your major factor of concern then, the best way to save on time is by having your own vehicle for conveyance. This gives you freedom to move at your own pace and wish. And for that matter if you are at a place like Bangalore where the roads are so beautiful that it is a sheer pleasure to travel through your own rented vehi

Best Package Tours to Kerala Kerala Gods own country which means heaven for those who appreciate the real untouched, nave beauty of nature and if you are one of those than consider Kerala as the option for you next holiday. Kerala gives an option to explore the nature to the fullest because it has all the places where you can explore the nature be it scenic beaches or the hill stations or the ethnic culture, just everythi

Kerala Tour: A Getaway from Regular Stress If you are tired of daily stress and meetings and looking for a getaway so that you snatch some time for yourself with your loved ones than Kerala holidays is the perfect is the perfect thing for you. Its calmness and closeness to nature would give you that much needed peace of mind that you always wanted. Also along with enjoying the beauty of this scenic place on your holidays to Kerala you can

Kerala Tour Packages: Have A Look If holidays are on your mind, then Kerala is one option that you cannot choose to neglect. Because Kerala is one place that offers you all from calm and serene natural places to exciting sports to exotic beaches and also beautiful hill stations, everything provided at one place which is also known as gods own country. And obviously such wide range of activities would make it a tough job to cover

Categories
Acne
Advertising
Advice
Aerobics-Cardio
Affiliate Programs
Alternative
Arts
Attraction
Auctions
Audio-Streaming
Autos
Awards
Babies-Toddler
Beauty
Blogging-RSS
Book-Marketing
Branding
Breast-Cervical-Ovarian-Cancer
Broadband-Internet
Build-Muscle
Business
Cancer
Careers-Employment
Casino-Gambling
CGI
Coaching
Coffee
College-University
Colon-Rectal-Cancer
Communications
Computers
Cooking-Tips
Copywriting
Crafts-Hobbies
Creativity
Credit
Cruising-Sailing
CSS
Currency-Trading
Customer-Service
Dating
Debt-Consolidation
Debt-Relief
DHTML
Diabetes
Direct Mail
Divorce
Domain Names
EBooks
ECommerce
Education
Elder-Care
Email-Marketing
Email Entertainment
Entrepreneurialism
Environment
Exercise
Ezine-Marketing
Ezine-Publishing
Family
Finance
Fishing
Fitness
Food
Free
Games
Gardening
Goal-Setting
Golf
Government
Grief-Loss
Hair-Loss
Happiness
Hardware
Health
Hobbies
Holidays
Home-Security
Homes
Home Business
Home Repair
HTML
Humanities
Humor
Innovation
Inspirational
Interior-Decorating
Internet-Marketing
Javascript
Kids And Teens
Landscaping-Gardening
Law
Leadership
Leases-Leasing
Legal
Leukemia
Link Popularity
Loans
Lung-Cancer
Lymphoma-Cancer
Management
Marketing
Marriage-Wedding
Martial-Arts
Medicine
Meditation
Men's-Issues
Metaphysical
MLM
Mobile-Cell-Phone
Mortgage-Refinance
Motivational
Multimedia
Music
Negotiation
Network-Marketing
Networking
News-and-Society
Newsletters
Nutrition
Off-Line Promotion
Online Business
Online Promotion
Organizing
Other
Outdoors
Page Rank
Parenting
Personal-Tech
Pets
Photography
Podcasting
Poetry
Politics
Positive-Attitude
PPC-Advertising
Presentation
Prostate-Cancer
Psychology
Public-Speaking
Publishing
Real-Estate
Recipes
Recreation
Reference
Relationships
Religion
Sales
Sales-Management
Sales-Teleselling
Sales-Training
Satellite-Radio
Satellite-TV
Scams
Science
Security
Self Help
Self Improvement
Sexuality
SE Optimization SE Positioning
SE Tactics
Shopping
Site-Promotion
Site Security
Skin-Cancer
Small-Business
Social Issues
Society
Software
Spam
Spirituality
Sports
Stocks-Mutual-Funds
Strategic-Planning
Stress-Management
Structured-Settlements
Success
Supplements
Taxes
Team-Building
Technology
Teleseminars
Time-Management
Traffic-Building
Traffic Analysis
Travel
Uterine-Cancer
Vacation-Rentals
Video-Conferencing
Video-Streaming
Viral Marketing
VOIP
Web-Development
Webmasters
Web Design
Web Hosting
Weight Loss
Wine-Spirits
Women
Writing
Yoga

Copyright media13.Com  2005. All Rights Reserved.

Sources : SEO India - Internet web directory